Tuesday, November 30, 2004

Yahoo! News - Men Arrested for Dumping Dirt in a Forest

Yahoo! News - Men Arrested for Dumping Dirt in a Forest

Deputy Robert Gomez said the U.S. Forest Service confirmed that it was illegal to dump anything, including dirt, on the federal land.

I suppose this means we're not allowed to take a dump on federal land either. So remember folks, you can't just throw your dirt anywhere. In fact you should probably keep it inside if possible.

5 comments:

babydufus said...

damn dirt dumpers... serves him right

cedia said...

They'll do forensics on your feces and send you a ticket. :)

Jay said...

Cedia, the scary thing is that you're probably pretty close to the truth there. I'd hate to be the guy that had to do the testing though.

cedia said...

Jay, it's gotta be someone whose fetish involves sniffing crap. ehhehehe

Jay said...

eww. i hope he doesn't end up contaminating the evidence.