Here's a few jokes I was thinking about today that I heard/used all the time when I was in the army, but never as a civilian. I really kinda miss them.
He's ate up like a soup sandwich.
He's ate up like a football bat.
I think you need to check the user headspace and timing.
Hey new guy. Go to the supply room and pick up a can of turn signal fluid and a box of grid squares.
Hopefully I'll think of more that I can share.
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I'm a natural idiot.. so naturally, I didn't understand any of them. Sorry.
Don't feel bad. I think they're really only funny if you've been in the military. Though I do think the idea of a soup sandwich is kinda funny on it's own.
Thankfully I was brought up in a military family so I managed to get a couple of these (particularly the soup sandwich one)!
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